Please read this post cos its really funny and i had to go back and forth with my inbox and outbox and copy from my tiny phone screen..its hard la..

oh yeah last night me and emer had a very serious but fake argument.....lol it was so wierd..see if i can find it on my phone wait ah...

*fumbles with bag*

ahh...yes..here goes...

(all this was on sms)

e:(emerson)
m:(me)

e:eh tomorrow wan go play soccer?

m:dowan la.damn tired la tomorrow got trainin..
(then all of a sudden he became very serious)

e:oi, 1 person dun go means all dun go sia, means you tired you cause everyone to stay at home like goondoos when we dun want to.you live nearest to siglap sia and we need to get up early and travel 10x more than you to come so why don't you be someone usefull and not a wetblanket and come and join us, no matter how long you go

m:walau you ask me if i want to play den i say i dont want got problem ah?

e:of course our problem la, your absence creates disorder among us sia, somemore if you don go u make all 7 of us din go sia, its like when the stock market rates drop then the manager say its not his problem, then those who invest lose out so what you think huh?

(wdh suddenly say stock market......)

m:why must drag me along?you all want to go then go la my house near so?

e:wa cb we know you hard to go ao we purposely choose near you then now you attitude, think that your actions are just affecting you and not us, whatever, dont go then dont go la..

m:you just tell mi one leh..now you want me to go so i cannot decide for myself la? you don't have trainin what you also don have to beg your parents to go for bball n now you still want me to get into more trouble with my parents ah?

e:you don wan to go or go can but you still got the cheek to say its your own problem.once we outnumbered the others wont go la.aiya no need say le,cancel liao la..

m:so again you blame me for not going....of course its my own prob la i may get into trouble, be dead tired and still have to go for trainin..i know you all dun like me but this is unacceptable..

e:thinking if we don like you is your pro, is you ownself said it and put words in our mouth,i did not force you.you said if you go its your OWN prob. what logic is that?so i telling whatever cap that what you say isstupid and untrue, so whatever you think or say is your OWN prob you can think liewise but is untrue. so if you think that your absence is your own problem think again pls.

(i really dont understand that part as much as u do....ok so there was a long period of silence..then it gets really random..)

m:hi

e:hi.hows life.

m:ding hair nicer than his pubic hair

e:cool stuff.

so all along it was a dmb joke i really thought it was real......curses emerson..lol anyway..